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Audio poetry: "Stankowski" by Grace Lillard Grace Lillard Listen to an original poem by MU sophomore Grace Lillard. |
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David Tennant is not your lawyer Stacey Schutzman David Tennant, the current and soon-to-be-departing Doctor Who, is doing a pilot for NBC. Called Rex is Not Your Lawyer, the show is apparently about a lawyer, Rex, who starts having panic attacks and has to coach his clients to be their own lawyers. While usually that kind of premise would make me roll my eyes, and still sort of is, I have to give it a try if it ever makes it to air because of David Tennant. The quality of the actual show is anyone’s guess, but if anyone at NBC has any brains at all (which, at this point, I’m not sure that they do), they’ll let David keep his accent. His wonderful, wonderful accent. A lead with a Scottish accent automatically raises show quality by at least 10 percent. Get on it, NBC! |
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The Zombies are among us Rachel Rice Run for your lives! The zombie apocalypse is beginning. The campus-wide game of Humans versus Zombies (commonly abbreviated HvZ) began on Oct. 28. The game, which roughly 275 students are registered to play, is similar to tag. All of the players start out as Humans, and identify themselves as such with bandanas on their arm or leg. “What’s going to happen is that there is going to be an original Zombie, and they will turn other Humans into Zombies, and that progresses throughout the week,” says Ashleigh Bartlett, one of the game’s moderators. Zombies wear their bandana around their head, and when a Zombie tags a Human, they have to turn into a Zombie themselves. Humans can defend themselves by either throwing socks at the Zombies or shooting them with Nerf guns, which leave the Zombie stunned and unable to attack for 15 minutes. All Humans also carry their number with them to make it more difficult for players to lie and say they weren’t tagged. Usually, says... |
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Video: "What's In a Name?" by Bethany Welcher Tina Casagrand MU sophomore Bethany Welcher performs her poem "What's In a Name?" at the Oct. 23 open mic night in Memorial Union. |
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Satire: Mizzou scores 7 points against Texas Francis Labelle This story is for humorous purposes only. All names are fictional, except Michael Jackson. In an unprecedented turn of events this past Saturday the Mizzou Tigers scored 7 points against the third-ranked Texas Longhorns. “We humiliated those bastards,” sophomore Bob A’Fett said. A’fett’s sentiment is widely felt, as it was expected by most that Texas would gore Mizzou with the pointy horns that give the team their name. “I mean, they still beat us,” A’Fett added. “They didn’t shut us out, though. I bet they’re feeling pretty silly right now.” The touchdown was scored in the second quarter and sparked the hopes of the thousands of Tiger fans in attendance. “We’ve got ‘em on the run now,” raved junior Dirk Carmine, drunk. “Well, on the walk." "I mean, they’re seriously going to consider, you know, not laughing at us later,” he corrected himself before passing out. While all hopes of winning were lost by the end on... |
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Review: Broadway Brewery Caitlin Wherley On Sunday, I ate lunch at the new Broadway Brewery located on Broadway between Eighth Street and Ninth Street downtown. Most people in Columbia think of Flat Branch when they want to go to a brewery, but this new restaurant is only a couple blocks away. The Brewery opened this year, and it is a good way to beat the crowds. It’s off the beaten path, tucked away in a downstairs location just down the street from the Peace Nook. The Brewery has a really neat, cozy atmosphere. Paintings by local artists adorn the walls and are available for purchase. The bar reminded me of an Irish pub, but the dining area is more like a contemporary coffee house. While enjoying your meal, you can look out the window at the fountain in the courtyard. Not only is the restaurant eclectic, but the menu is too. The Brewery uses locally grown fruits and vegetables from three Missouri farms. This allows the Brewery to develop new and exciting dishes, such as the soup of the day. You can... |
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Cartoon: An exercise in frustration Sterling Hayden Sterling Hayden's full collection of cartoons can be found at his Web site Out of the Box Comic |
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Audio poetry: Ode to the Guitar Michael Pilarski Listen to an original song and audio poem performed by MU senior Michael Pilarski. |
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Photo gallery of Tony Hawk and the Birdhouse skate team The Free Tiger Staff |
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Tony Hawk offers skate demo, free Shakespeare's pizza The Free Tiger Staff How often does the biggest professional skateboarder in the world come to Columbia, Mo.? Tony Hawk and crew are making an appearance at the Columbia Cosmopolitan Recreation Area today to give skateboarding demonstrations. He announced the event on his Twitter feed earlier today (twitter.com/tonyhawk). There will be free Shakespeare's pizza, too. In conclusion, this is the best thing ever. Directions: http://www.gocolumbiamo.com/ParksandRec/Skatepark/location_map.php |
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I had swine flu: Here's what you should know Steve Pan I had swine flu and it wasn't fun. Here's what you should know about it. 1. You’re not going to die—probably. Although my first instinct was to freak out, a lifetime of being an over-entitled suburban dweller has left me in robust health. Chances are if you go to Mizzou, you’re going to be in somewhat good shape, too, so you’ll be fine. 2. That being said, its gonna suck for the first two days: fever, chills, dizziness. It hits like a brick. If you can get past that, it’ll be some smooth sailing. 3. Recovering at home rocks. Nothing in this world beats a warm, comfy bed, mom’s chicken soup and cookies and a quiet place to relax when you’ve got an illness as serious as swine flu. Contrast this with your average night in the dorms replete with Mizzou broletarians bumping Drake from their subwoofers and asshole roommates. Mildly amusing normally, but painful when you’re sick. 4. You have an iPhone: use it. Nobody likes a sick person in line, especially a... |
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Finally in court: The John Brown mock trial Tina Casagrand Event: "U.S. vs. John Brown" mock trial Some thought he was a hero. Some, a terrorist. Abolitionist John Brown, who used armed insurrection in his fight against slavery, remains a controversial figure in 19th century American history. This Thursday, the MU law school's Historical and Theatrical Trial Society will present a historical mock trial of the United States vs. John Brown. The trial will explore whether John Brown was a terrorist or a patriot, applying modern law to historical facts. |
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Cartoon: Engineering cows at Mizzou A.J. Fillo You have two cows. They get in a horrible cow racing accident and are left paralyzed. You can rebuild them; you have the technology. You receive a $2 billion grant from the United States government to begin Project Omega. You use the money to create the billion dollar cow, able to leap small buildings in a single bound. However Cow One quickly realizes his superior power and attacks the facility, threatening to reveal the top secret project. Cow Two comes to the rescue in an epic battle spanning the globe. The project is abandoned. You sell the movie rights to the battle. Congratulations! Each week, Free Tiger cartoonist A.J. Fillo will explain how one of Mizzou's schools works with the help of cows. More MU cows: |
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Ragtag diaries: 'It Might Get Loud' Emma Heidorn Jack White is on the porch of a run-down farm house in the middle of nowhere, Tennessee. He’s slamming nails into a slab of wood and fitting an old coke bottle under a tightly-wound string. He plugs the contraption into an amp and, picking up a cigarette, says, “Who says you need to buy a guitar?” This is the opening scene of Davis Guggenheim’s new documentary, "It Might Get Loud," a film that traces the music geniuses of three electric guitarists from three different generations: Jimmy Page, the Edge and Jack White. As they sit around a stage in the middle of a seemingly bare warehouse, each shares his own unique perspective of the electric guitar and the nature of the rock and roll that surrounds it. What ensues is a narration of the three guitarists’ very distinct musical roots, backgrounds and influences. We watch as Jack White instructs a young boy to play a crappy electric guitar with his feet. We are guided by Jimmy Page through the English countryside home... |
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Your thoughts on Obama's Nobel prize Eva Dou In our new Your Thoughts section, we hit the streets every week to see what students are saying about a hot news topic. For our first week, we ask students for their opinion on Obama's Nobel Peace Prize. |
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A bad ass-comic and an open letter to tiger stripe ice cream Brendan S. Gibbons Stephen Colbert has Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger; we have the Chuffington Post. Tigers are known to make a loud exhaling noise when they are pleased, otherwise known as “chuffing.” In this blog, we here at the Free Tiger tell you one thing we think deserves our chuffing and one “bungle in the jungle.” Here we go: A hearty chuffing: Xkcd.com. Everyone who’s nerdy enough to enjoy this Web comic probably knows about it already, but I happened to stumble across it when somebody showed me this one:
I couldn’t stop laughing. Shut up, I like grammar jokes. The art is, shall we say, minimal. Stick figures seem to cut it for most panels, and many of the comics are simply dialogues between two stick people. Yet Randall Munroe, the comic’s creator, is so intelligent and so bitingly insightful that he doesn’t need anything other than faceless... |
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Ragtag diaries: Art serving capitalism Stephanie Ebbs Advertising. Feel a little chill of dislike? I would have, too, before seeing "Art & Copy," a documentary by director Doug Pray, featuring some of the most influential creative minds in history. The profession of advertising is seen as taboo to most members of society, full of under-the-table deals and suits who care solely about keeping clients happy and milking them out of as much money as they can. "Art & Copy" shows that the real minds behind advertising are passionate, creative people who use capitalism as a medium for art. They create simple images or lines such as “Got Milk?” or “Just Do It” and, from that, are able to shape entire generations. One professional featured in the film is George Lois, the creator of many groundbreaking ideas such as the original Tommy Hilfiger campaign, which Tommy Hilfiger says jumpstarted his entire career. He’s quite a character, using his campaigns to make statements that cause uproar from people on the street but also a... |
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Health Care Reform: A Public Option? Douglas Cowing The public option has become a big factor in health care reform. Democrats will not vote for the health care reform bill without the public option, and the Republicans won’t vote for it if it has a public option, even one with a delay or a trigger that would put a public option in place if the insurance companies do not lower their prices. It’s been discussed almost constantly since February 2007 when John Edwards made it part of his health care plan, with both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton soon following the same idea. Many people are still confused as to what it is, who would have access to it or why it might be a good idea and work to keep insurance companies in check. Currently there are a few bills coming out of the house that have the public option included. The very conservative Senate Finance Committee shot down amendments to add the public option offered by Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) and Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.). The Reform bill encompasses everything we need to do... |
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A lifetime of protest: former MU prof protesting war since WWII Monica Everett On Thursday, MU Students for Progressive Action braved pouring rain to hold a peace protest marking the eighth anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan. While some students still are protesting for peace, the number is smaller than in previous conflicts. To gain perspective, we talked to a man who has been protesting every war since World War II. John Schuder started protesting war as a college freshman in Illinois during World War II. More than half a century later, he's still at it. For the past 26 years, Schuder has been holding anti-war posters outside the Columbia post office every Saturday from 10-11 a.m.
“Since the 1940s, (the U.S.) has been fighting wars or getting ready to fight them," he said. "The war system hasn’t ended wars. It’s long past time to try to do this with diplomacy and peace.” In his 45 years as an MU... |
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Audio: Coming out in a minority group Brendan S. Gibbons After the Oct. 5 Pride March, students from the group Queer People of Color met at the Social Justice Center in Memorial Union to talk about coming out in minority communities. The group’s president, senior Ashley Price, spoke to the Free Tiger about her experiences. |
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MU student creates live streaming Web site Tara Cavanaugh When most students get bored, they goof off—hop online, watch some reality TV, whatever. When MU student Junhua Guo gets bored, he creates a Web site. He's just launched a video streaming site called Youlivetube.com. It looks suspiciously like YouTube, but instead of featuring pre-recorded videos, it shows the action as it happens. Web sites such as livestream.com and ustream.tv have already capitalized on this idea. Guo said he thought of his site about a year ago, but hadn't been able to get to it until now. He said it took him a month to create the Web site, and it wasn’t hard. “You just have to know CSS and Flash and HTML,” he shrugged. He said the process would have taken him only a week if he didn’t have to work on getting his doctorate in geological sciences or take care of his family. He’s married and has two daughters, age two years and five months. Guo is from China, but has lived and studied in Columbia for four years. He’ll graduate in... |
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Photo story: LGBTQ groups march with pride Douglas Cowing Listen to one MU senior describe her experiences coming out in the black community. As part of their celebration of Coming Out Week, members of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and Questioning community and their allies held a march around campus Tuesday afternoon. After the Pride March, there was a discussion about the challenges of coming out in minority communities. Coming Out Week events continue this evening with a talk by former NFL athlete Esera Tuaolo, who came out on national television after playing nine seasons in the NFL. Tuaolo will speak at 7 p.m. at Bengal Lair, Memorial Union. Here are some images from the Pride March:
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USA Today to pilot e-Edition at MU Emma Heidorn USA Today will launch a new electronic version of the newspaper at MU on Oct. 22. Three other universities in the country will receive the trial e-Edition. “They want to see if young people would utilize an electronic version of the USA Today any differently than a print version,” said Student Life Director Mark Lucas. The e-Edition will be an exact digital replica of the newspaper, with additional interactive and exclusive content. The publication will maintain its familiar organization and structure, but will be available to MU students every day starting at 4:30 a.m. Central time to read online or download for later use. MU students will also get a special Saturday-Sunday edition, called EXTRA, available only to e-Edition subscribers. The supplement will provide the reader with a weekend guide to entertainment, sports, technology, autos and travel. “The current plan is to launch the e-Edition on one campus per week,” said Kathleen Pesha, director of... |
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Businessman's global ambitions have MU ties Eva Dou Here’s the business premise: Recruit student reporters from across the globe willing to work for free. Give the stories to college papers in exchange for ad space. Sell the ad space. Former Columbia businessman Marc Thompson is the creator of Global Newswire, and he’s hoping this business model will succeed. “It’s still in the process, but we’re starting to operate in a small way,” said Thompson over the phone from his Memphis, Tenn. office. The newswire launched this semester. Thompson already has foreign bureaus in the United Kingdom, India, South Africa, China, Australia and New Zealand. He is working on establishing a national editorial board made up of students from 20 college newspapers in the U.S. The idea of Global Newswire arose in 2006, when Thompson was running the MU Student News, a campus newspaper he owned that was staffed by MU students. Thompson started an international bureau of the paper with student journalists from 10 countries. ... |
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Column: If GOP doesn’t broaden appeal, long term problems remain Greg Young Newt Gingrich, the former Republican Speaker of the House who led the impeachment hearings against Bill Clinton, isn’t exactly the most post-partisan figure. But like him or not, he can sense a demographic train-wreck coming for his current party. This realization that if the GOP doesn’t broaden just its message, but its appeal, has led Gingrich to start a primitive but important website, The Americano, which attempts to sell Latinos on a right-of-center approach to politics. Now the Web site, which doesn’t rank anywhere near the top of Spanish language news sites in America, represents something that Republican leaders need to realize, and realize soon: if they do not broaden their appeal equally well to all demographic groups, they are in for long-term electoral damage. Simply put, the days that Republicans can simply “turn out the base” and win elections have ended. Most Republican leaders are familiar with the statistics I’m about to cite, but it doesn’t... |
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Monologue: A Near-Death Experience A.J. Fillo It's odd. The things that go through your head just before you get hit by a bus. It's not what you would expect. Movies, TV shows and books alike express in great detail, the flash before you eyes of every event in the prior history of your life. The whole experience is akin to that of a shell-shocked Vietnam war veteran's flash back to the battle where his buddy Johnny was lost. I always imagined a man or woman standing staring their impending doom in the eyes with a look a serene, nostalgic peace on their face. It never really seemed like it would be that bad. Quick and sudden with little time for pain. There must be far worse ways to go. I always thought the worst way to go would be in you sleep. Everybody claims that it's peaceful, quiet, calm. How the hell do they know? Isn't the definition of death that you're, well, dead. Not able to talk, listen or breath for that matter. You know the whole “Marle was dead” bit from "A Christmas Carol." Thus, the party... |
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Short fiction: No Esa Canción Brendan S. Gibbons The gavel’s three gunshot cracks ended the court’s short recess, and the jury began to file back into their box with the grim confidence of an easy deliberation. The defendant looked terrified. Ramirez was his name. His unkempt mustache was twitching. His hands were wringing each other dry in his lap. “All rise for the honorable Judge McEvoy,” the bailiff said. The judge sat down, ceasing the swirling of his black robes. The courtroom grew quiet except for the reporters whose notebooks kept filling, pages whirring over each other like steamboat paddles. It was strange being here for myself, for Isabel, and not with them. I can only imagine what they thought of this case. I’ve covered violent crime in St. Louis before, but never a case like this. I was sure one of them would try to talk to me, but after they’d learned I was one of them they decided to leave me alone. They’d been a little more persistent with Isabel’s mother though, until they figured out she didn’t... |
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Column: Economic musings on "Obamacare" Brandon Brose The debate over health care reform has become insane over the past few months. One side rails against “Obamacare," as if President Obama's health care plan is actually a form of nationalized or single-payer health care. Terms such as “death panels," complaints about taxpayer-funded abortions and endless debates are causing chaos at town hall meetings across the country. The other side claims the broken system is due purely to “greedy.” Insurance companies screwing over patients, choose capital gain over morality. Both sides are wrong. It’s time to bring some much-needed perspective to the issue. While there is no mention of scary-sounding things like “death panels” and taxpayer-funded abortions in America’s Affordable Health Choices Act, there are still plenty of interesting provisions. With the public option gone, the bill that will likely be passed is pretty much just “insurance reform.” The part referred to as “insurance reform”,... |
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Ode to TV Stacey Schutzman In the world of weekly TV |
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Column: A well-greased Green Corps campaign machine Eva Dou I guess we should be honored. Green Corps is favoring 11 universities with a paid anti-coal organizer, and we are one of them. Our guy is Ryan Doyle from Minnesota, and while he may blend in with the students with his boyish looks, don’t be fooled. He’s no amateur. He's paid to start this Beyond Coal group here. Monday’s kickoff meeting of Beyond Coal was decidedly the most effective meeting of a student organization I’ve ever seen. Doyle and associates snapped through environmental facts, introduced a keynote speaker, trained students on how to work the media and broke the group into discussion circles—and had everyone out within the hour. Doyle is a paid professional and he certainly gets the job done. This would explain what was previously a baffling fact to me: why MU students suddenly care about coal. You didn’t hear a murmur about coal last year. If anything, students who read up on these types of things would comment that it was good that... |
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Getting in the swing of things with the Mizzou Swing Society Monica Everett “Don’t be afraid of swine flu, ladies. Lean into those sugar pushes!” Scott Lowry, President of the Mizzou Swing Society, addresses his beginner group while teaching a new move. The group does not focus on competition or the standard aspects of most clubs at the university, but instead focuses on a social dimension. Lowry, who co-founded the group in 2007, says, “It’s a great social crowd. You can meet different people—it’s outside of your field of study but it’s still a group of people with a common interest. Anyone can do it. You don’t have to be affiliated with the university. There’s no dress code and no forms to fill out—and it’s great exercise.” Lowry’s enthusiasm and passion for the club shine through in his light-hearted teaching demeanor. “It’s sort of like squatting down to sit on the toilet,” he says, “but not quite.” He demonstrates a basic swing-dancing stance, one of many learned by novices who follow Lowry’s lead in steps and attitude... |
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Green Corps sends organizer to MU, 10 other schools in anti-coal campaign Nick Stoner Correction appended The arrival of a Green Corps organizer has put coal on the MU campus agenda. Green Corps organizer Ryan Doyle is living in Columbia this semester to set up the MU chapter of Beyond Coal, a break-off group from the Sierra Club. The group met for the first time on Monday, with more than fifty students in attendance. Doyle, a graduate of St. Olaf College in Minnesota, arrived in Columbia four weeks ago for his first assignment with Green Corps. According to Doyle, Green Corps is targeting 11 colleges and universities with on site coal-fired power plants in an effort to convince these institutions to change their ways and act as role models for the rest of the country. “Right now, Mizzou has the chance to be on the cutting edge of this campaign to get us away from coal as an energy source,” said Doyle, standing outside the power plant on the environmental movement’s National Day of Action. Scientists say the burning of... |
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Best seats in the house: MU's $800 chairs Gabrielle Lipton The Donald W. Reynolds Journalism Institute boasts everything from plasmas to its own library to an espresso machine in the J-café. Upon walking downstairs in this 30,000 square-foot building, the Futures Lab only further demonstrates RJI’s ability to attain whatever is required to provide the best possible atmosphere for both faculty and aspiring journalists. With state-of-the-art technology, students can experiment with new software, attend virtual seminars, and play Rock Band—all while sitting in chairs worth $800 each. Because it has to withstand continual use, the Futures Lab furniture must be built to last, said Carole Christie, Communications Director of RJI. “Every aspect is built to withstand a lot of use, including a higher grade of webbing and upholstery, five extra heavy-duty reinforced steel supports on the bottom, etc.,” Christie said in an e-mail. This level of appliance endurance does not come without a cost. These chairs generally sell for... |
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12 sites to help you procrastinate Laura Li When classes are nigh, procrastination is key to preserving sanity. Here are some of the ways a decent Internet connection can help you put off studying: 1. (The Customer Is) Not Always Right Even those who haven’t worked with customers before will enjoy reading these interactions with generally ignorant or idiotic people. Employees from as far away as Australia submit their experiences, and the funniest submissions receive as many as a couple thousand “thumbs up.” Example: |
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Short fiction: A Decent Man Nick Stoner There used to be a man named Farmer. He’s dead now. He died in a boating accident on Mirror Lake in Parkersville, Minnesota. He was fishing for bass. He was a good man. Fact. The obituary even said Farmer had been a good man. The priest said Farmer was a good man. Even the lawyers, when they added up what little Farmer had and calculated the mass of his influence on the world, said he was a good man. It is on those reports that I put this fact in this paper, because those documents made it true, affirmed it with cold calculations. Once there had been a banner which hung over the Roman columns of the town hall in Parkersville. In big black bold letters it read, “God bless this sacred earth, and lead all men toward peace.” It’s not there anymore. On some cold October night a seventeen-year-old boy took it upon himself to climb to the top of the Roman columns and draw swastikas and poorly crafted parts of the male anatomy in dark blue paint. The boy was not a Nazi, and he was... |